if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend